No. No no no no no. Bad take.

All right, hat-butting. It’s basically the same thing, and it’s not something you should be doing in a car factory.

So that’s why the bumper fell off...

Ford: Mustang (the one muscle car)

The hybrid one looks just as bad to me, if not worse. They need a complete redesign.

I like it from all angles except the front. That face is just a jumbled mess.

This. Make a Camry-inspired muscle car and call it “Camraro” or something.

Or maybe garden gnomes chase Camrys around with hammers and bang dents in them when the owners aren’t looking.

I think Toyota already did that for him.

While I find it slightly sad that you can’t seem to get a simple, honest, comfortable point-A-to-point-B car anymore without some kind of pretense of sportiness, what bothers me more is the atrocity of modern Toyota styling.

How dare you.

I just finished re-watching Ragnarok about 10 minutes ago. Thanks for the hearty chuckle.

Well, Michael drives a Yugo. If you polished it enough to be shiny, you’d scrub right through it.

This is true. Respect goes both ways. A simple “don’t touch please, thanks” accomplishes the same thing, and makes you look like a much nicer person than completely losing your shit, especially to a kid.

I’ve been waiting my whole life to say this...

I don’t even like motorcycles at all, but I agree with this. Keep your hands off other people’s stuff, unless you are specifically given permission to do otherwise.

Counter-counterpoint: touch the cars, but only with permission. Most people will probably be fine with it, but the last thing you want is to accidentally damage something.

Kid Rock was, is and always will be a terrible musician and a terrible person.