Alternative plot:  Rental Car Bro.

Lancia 6X6 LWB

It's just Karen and friends on their way to her bachelorette party!

Psylocibin (shrooms) have been decriminalized in Denver. Eat enough of them and this POS might start looking good to you. 

It is a good look.

Oh just put their net worth on there already. 

A filthy engine bay and a parking brake stretched to the limit is a good indicator of the “service” this vehicle as received.  Crack pipe at a grand.  Dig a big hole and bury it.

It is all in how you smoke it......so I’m told.

But that hood scoop! It must haul absolute ass, didn't you see the scoop?

I propose that @RobEmslie get today’s COTD for “Corollavirus”.

Can we talk about the Sport Line package that europe is getting that we aren’t?

Ask and ye shall receive.

See: Tesla.

We don’t get it here because we are a country of inept drivers who feel more secure in giant, shitty, ugly crossovers and SUVs that are about as fun to drive as a horse and buggy...

Looks ok to me.

Yeah you won’t be popular here for this stance, but it’s the only correct one.

Neutral: How about just no subsidies for any cars. Stop trying to raise my taxes all the time.

For the past three days, I have been driving a Nissan Rogue rental.

Two hours extra though, that is not good. Eight hours driving is one thing, ten hours on the road is another. That recharge time has got to come down, it cannot be as long as thirty minutes with a supercharger. It has to be five minutes, maybe ten tops.