I used to live in Oklahoma and when I read this headline, I immediately guessed it was there.

0:26 of that Kevin Hart video...did I miss something? Is it totally cool now to say “shut up bitch..” to your wife and post it to Instagram? Wanna make sure I’m not square or something.

But what if they’re going for a surprise? Janet Jackson’s bffs Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis were interviewed on local radio here in Minneapolis the other day and they gave a dodgy answer when the host asked them if she’s going to be a surprise guest. I’m feeling this still may happen.

I’m a Minnesotan and have done the ice house fishing business before and I would say it sucks. It reeks like bait and fish in your tiny little house and if you have a few dudes with you it smells like farts on top of fish. In summary, it sucks, don’t bother.

So I watched the promo and Adam Carolla mentions the movie Animal House as a good example of how having fun at college should be, which is exactly the tell for white dudes of a generation like this. I always enjoyed the movie, too, but I can’t help but recall how brown faces only appear 1) as untouchable in terms of…

Sooooooo, three straight, wealthy, middle-aged white guys are gonna explain to us all we shouldn’t care about race, gender, ethnicity, (I’d say religion but clearly their audience always makes sure we know who belongs to which team there) class, and sexual orientation because it really gets in the way of them being…

Please list the 16 members’ names. “The board” lets actual people responsible get away with it.

Can you kind folks at Jezebel please bookmark this:

This dude has a history...

It actually wasn’t a good take down. It was petty. She could’ve stopped with the legit criticism of the plastic surgery stuff but the Hanoi Jane stuff was classic right-wing “attack the messenger, not the message” vindictive stuff. It took away from the initial point she was making and turned it into an immature…

Those aren’t necessarily contradictory positions, though. There is equally compelling evidence that the NFL had no choice but to do *something* in the wake of Spygate, Deflategate, and Othergates because there was so much available public evidence. The conspiracy lies in the reluctant and lenient punishment ultimately…

It’s a good discussion topic as I had a bit of the snaggle myself and it bothered me for years. However, girlfriends always told me they either didn’t notice it or that they actually liked it, citing “character.” But then an orthodontist said he could slap invisalign on there and fix them in 6 months and I didn’t even…

Does anyone know if she ever got that snarled tooth of hers fixed? I only ask because it was always refreshing to see a star who embraced that imperfection and didn’t go for the mega-choppers everyone in Hollywood now has.

This has driven me nuts for years. I seem to recall that oftentimes in the college FB and BB ranks, coaches will get things written into their contracts that specifically guarantee roles for their child or children. Is there any other industry where this would be the case? I’m chuckling thinking about my company…

...who in turn should be played by Vanessa Bayer in the movie.

I particularly am driven crazy by the media’s insistence on always qualifying stuff like this as something Trump said, not something Trump simply IS at this point. By this I mean of course the shithole stuff was racist, but just saying his words are racist still isn’t accurate. HE is racist. Jesus, get some balls and…

Yeah, it will be interesting if the local sports radio juggernaut will continue to air his “DUI Guy” ads all the time in light of this...ummm....stand?

Why would anyone on the planet like this POS?

No matter how great a guy or player he is or will be, there’s just something too too about this guy’s whole look that will forever make me dislike him. Jealous? Maybe. Petty? Of course.

Edit: Wrong shoulder. I can’t direction.