From a cops perspective:
From a cops perspective:
Dear Eric Schmidt,
Segway to Hell?
@superveloce: Actually it is...
That's what you get for beta testing Swedish technology!
@keithwedwards: And a heart clicky for you!
@the_amazing_doug: 1st that bullet proof glass is just plastic...
Was the segway still balancing upright when they found it near the river?
WOO HOO!!! #Hobomodo Rocks!!!!!
@witless_protection: At least it's there for a reason...
@Samuel Gerry: :(
I was parked in front of one for like 20 mins today waiting to meet a girl (True Story!) at a nearby It's a Grind (The mint frozen coffee thing is awesome) and I saw one person drop off a movie and I think one person enter the store... This was at like 4:30 in the afternoon. Just an observation, not a statement about…
@madisondj: And a heart clicky for you!
@badhatharry: Or miracles... Maybe that's how we beat the USSR in Hockey that one time... Magnets in the ice!!!
@crazycaveman:Oogala, Boogala!: And my sweet sports coat
@madisondj: I meant fuckin' magnets, How do they work?!
Coffee: Black
@MMBman7171: Please explain to me how magnets work!