uh oh now it's called iOS instead of iPhone OS...

And Steve broke the internetz...

@FriarNurgle: 4.99

@FriarNurgle: Or be disgusting, sometimes hi res is a little toooooo revealing

Me likey take HD videos with iPhone!

The pics taken by employees should have included pics of that bar, then pics of the dude that lost the phone drinking in the bar... Then a photo of the guy who stole it grabbing it from his bag...

@Dr. What?: Can I sue El Jobso if I get a black eye from one of these folks?!

YAY new camera: 5MP no more mr. blurrycam for me!

@FriarNurgle: Me too!

@FriarNurgle: Woz has an ass

Gyroscope! 6 axis gaming!!!

iPhone 4? that's original

@Todd Fernandez: There's a few of my facebook friends who's crops I'd like to "Fertilize"

I will personally slap the iphone out of the hand of anyone who is farmvilling whilst walking down the street.

I don't want to hear about ebay, I want to hear about iPhonez

@djfrantz: LOL manliness fail!

2.5 books per iPad they say, I've not downloaded any, so the number is a bit higher than that...

@boyracer: We get video of Chen fapping it to new iPhone Pr0n

@comrade_leviathan: This is what I say to the puppies:

Okay, off to make my keynote spaghetti, I'll be back I know you lot won't miss me