My god, have these playoffs been just awful. And as usual, me rooting for a team in the NBA is their death knell.

this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

Nothing would be greater than the Celtics AND the Lakers passing on him and him ending up in Philly.

I’m still hoping Boston trades the first pick to Toronto who takes Ball. I want to see anarchy on draft day at the Ball family table.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

11 guys robbing VEGAS isn’t that unheard of.

He and the calf then nursed from the mother cows udder.

I heard that he also dated Lennay Kekua before Manti Te’o did. 

This is part of the war on men. A Cox and a Dick were fired, what more proof do you need?!

I hope the Celtics trade him to Toronto.

The Lakers aren’t going to be tanking?

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Once i found a card in my brother’s truck that was signed by all his coworkers expressing condolences on the death of his father. Our dad was very much alive at the time. Yes, my brother is that guy.

Fear not, citizens - I will have sex with you on Mondays. Consider it a pubic public service.

“Here is some extremely white shit” could also be said of every lacrosse game ever played.

Is this your rationale for burying all the comments that imply that the reason for the lack of interest is the poor quality of the on the court product?

Can we just have him coach Oregon, so all this shit fits together.

Aaron Hernandez, an innocent man, died in prison. Yet, Tom Brady (clearly guilty of evidence tampering) walks free. That’s America for you.

why in the world is that a felony?