Surprisingly, only 3 out of 10 Americans said they believe in Canadians.

His article was idiotic, but I felt your response is not being constructive, so much as it is poking fun at his lack of understanding, it’s the difference between being a journalist or a comedian. Plus saying “y’all killed him” is acting as if every white person is evil because a white man killed MLK, which is…

I want to get inside Ellie from Brooklyn’s head. She’s got some hot existential takes - “the basis of our lives is our beliefs” and “People don’t live their lives on an ideological wavelength” - and decides, on September 12th, to call into Mike and the Mad Dog to share them.

Looks like nothing. Much worse was said on 9/12, and “questioning the loyalties of American citizens” is a pretty negative way of looking at those comments. They’re right. Our freedom and relatively open immigration policies (and not everyone in the country legally is a citizen, obviously) inevitably cause the country…

Russell Westbrook: “I don’t give a fuck about the line.”

Go to bed, Burneko. You’re drunk.

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

All snark aside, I think this is actually pretty cool. This is exactly how I would’ve used the White House lawn if I was 11 years old and my Dad was the president.

His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Just as well. Guy thrives in isolation.

So SAS can’t believe someone has the high profile and well paying job he does, despite the fact he clearly sucks at it and seems to be almost universally despised.

In other news, the kitten from the “just hang in there” poster finally fell off that branch and died.

Hey - Back off man!

Don’t worry everyone; Novak will be sure to shout from the rooftops if any innocents are killed. He’s an active member of the Blame America First crowd, especially since Trump was elected. If Obama had done this action (Ha!), and there had been unintended collateral damage, Novak would be as silent as a church mouse…

Godammn didn’t even know he was sick. God bless his family

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

That’s quite the dick sucking for a guy who played in less NFC title games and Super Bowls than Rex Grossman.

That’s not what racism is. Systematic racism is a power dynamic. Racism itself is judging others based on their race, or, rather, the belief that race is the determinant factor in the various qualities of a human being. I probably agree with you on most matters, but don’t change the definition of racism.

the dictionary kinda disagrees with your assessment of racism.