11 guys robbing VEGAS isn’t that unheard of.

He and the calf then nursed from the mother cows udder.

I heard that he also dated Lennay Kekua before Manti Te’o did. 

This is part of the war on men. A Cox and a Dick were fired, what more proof do you need?!

I hope the Celtics trade him to Toronto.

The Lakers aren’t going to be tanking?

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Once i found a card in my brother’s truck that was signed by all his coworkers expressing condolences on the death of his father. Our dad was very much alive at the time. Yes, my brother is that guy.

Fear not, citizens - I will have sex with you on Mondays. Consider it a pubic public service.

“Here is some extremely white shit” could also be said of every lacrosse game ever played.

Is this your rationale for burying all the comments that imply that the reason for the lack of interest is the poor quality of the on the court product?

Can we just have him coach Oregon, so all this shit fits together.

Aaron Hernandez, an innocent man, died in prison. Yet, Tom Brady (clearly guilty of evidence tampering) walks free. That’s America for you.

why in the world is that a felony?

His article was idiotic, but I felt your response is not being constructive, so much as it is poking fun at his lack of understanding, it’s the difference between being a journalist or a comedian. Plus saying “y’all killed him” is acting as if every white person is evil because a white man killed MLK, which is…

I want to get inside Ellie from Brooklyn’s head. She’s got some hot existential takes - “the basis of our lives is our beliefs” and “People don’t live their lives on an ideological wavelength” - and decides, on September 12th, to call into Mike and the Mad Dog to share them.

Looks like nothing. Much worse was said on 9/12, and “questioning the loyalties of American citizens” is a pretty negative way of looking at those comments. They’re right. Our freedom and relatively open immigration policies (and not everyone in the country legally is a citizen, obviously) inevitably cause the country…

Russell Westbrook: “I don’t give a fuck about the line.”

Go to bed, Burneko. You’re drunk.