Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

All snark aside, I think this is actually pretty cool. This is exactly how I would’ve used the White House lawn if I was 11 years old and my Dad was the president.

His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Just as well. Guy thrives in isolation.

So SAS can’t believe someone has the high profile and well paying job he does, despite the fact he clearly sucks at it and seems to be almost universally despised.

Godammn didn’t even know he was sick. God bless his family

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

That’s quite the dick sucking for a guy who played in less NFC title games and Super Bowls than Rex Grossman.

That’s not what racism is. Systematic racism is a power dynamic. Racism itself is judging others based on their race, or, rather, the belief that race is the determinant factor in the various qualities of a human being. I probably agree with you on most matters, but don’t change the definition of racism.

the dictionary kinda disagrees with your assessment of racism.

Ok, so he can be racist, but I can’t? Hey society, here’s your mirror.

If we’re so slow, how come we caught and enslaved you?

I mean if you’re going to Snapchat yourself doing a bump of coke at least have the presence of mind to use the whimsical dog filter.

“Are the Magic that crafty?”

Show me a conservative who isn’t a social conservative and I’ll show you someone who should be a libertarian instead.

The number of sliders you can make out of them.

You’re lumping social conservatives in with real conservatives and doing so will upset your whole premise.

Not sure how you equate a person’s indifference towards the treatment of death row inmates to the actions of an actual dictator. You’re crying about people in prison who were sentenced to death by our collectively established legal system. Maybe step back and think of the victims and the families of the victims that…