Pro sports everyone! I look forward to the inevitable“Las Vegas to pay off stadium for 30 years while team moves to Idaho” article.

How good is Lonzo? Because I assume everyone in the NBA is going to try and dunk on him because of his shitheel dad.

I’m not sure if there’s anyone (save Trump) whose inevitable downfall I’m going to enjoy more.

The look on Lonzo’s face in the first picture is not unlike that of children whose parents are members of the Westboro Baptist Church at a protest. They’re here, and they didn’t really ask for this.

If they’re looking for an unoccupied space that’s hosted bowls, how about Mark Davis’ head?

Canthurtazone

If Mark Davis doesn’t want fans to be overwhelmed at the new stadium, he should insist on a simple bowl design.

So inappropriate. The correct term is “ice whore”.

Just take the compliment!

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

“’10% of NFL teams”? Why not just say ‘a handful’?”

3.2. Three teams plus the Jets.

D.B. Pooper

Plus, they literally skate through the season!

Economist Jeffrey Sachs regularly appears on Morning Joe, which is a program that epitomizes why we’re all unhappy.

The lesson, as always: Don’t drink and do cocaine and then leave the bar and go drive your boat as fast as it goes.

No surprise here. Revis had someone else cover for him.

Most shitty drivers don’t know they’re shitty drivers if the antics of the geriatric population of my almost rural town is any indication.

For a bit of context for non-lawyers, these are a discovery device known as Requests for Admission. They’re used to narrow down the issues before you get to settlement negotiations and/or trial so that the parties are focusing on the areas where they disagree. To get admissions like this so early in the process is…

Given all the hunger and suffering in today’s world, this is nothing short of terroirism.