Well, on a national level, over 4,000,000 people voted for Trump in California. That’s more than Clinton’s totals in every state except Florida and New York.

“These people deserve to suffer because they have political/moral failings” is the conservative argument about the poor. Don’t make it your own.

Pictured: California 5 years into the water crisis that would ensue if these dumb fucks actually got their way:

Correct. That’s what friction does. I’m guessing some road, after his tires blew out, a curb, the drainage ditch and most likely, both Austin’s feet planted firmly on the brake pedal while he screamed like a little girl all slowed him down considerably before he took flight.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

BREAKING: Democrats are more pessimistic about Republican led administration than Republicans.

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

The biggest winner tonight: Steve Harvey

That’s why I tell my newborn son to never put anything on social media, because you never know what future employer could see it and decide, “hmm, maybe there are other fish in the employment sea.” The conventional wisdom goes, if you don’t want to live a bad life, never have fun. Might be sad, but like Megadeath…

On arriving home from school, the boys asked their parents what the pussy is and how to fuck her right in it.

How can someone this stupid understand the complexity of an NFL offense?

Cutler is making elite QB money

Hopefully when he’s ready to retire at 50 we can get him over to MLS

“That’s can’t possibly be our client: he hasn’t hit anyone all year.”

NFL doctors agree the two men are not suffering from concussions.

All jokes aside...green is maybe over reacting here? I’d imagine if a retired employee of a company returned to corporate functions from time to time and during these times audibly and openly criticized the owner of said company I imagine that person wouldn’t be welcome back??? Not sure if that mentality is ‘slave…

To be fair, you have to have a drinking problem to regularly attend Knicks’ games of your own volition.

I kind of get his point, but I must have missed the part of revisionist history where the slaves were spoiled, coddled millionaires

Why? The one reason I can see for it in the article boils down to it being a derisive and snarky way to make the same criticism, and you as an employee of Gawker have absolutely zero grounds for trying to tell people not to act in that fashion.

I get why clickbait isn't acceptable to use for some sorts of criticisms, but how do you figure it's not acceptable to use in the case of a misleading headline designed to make people think that a fairly mundane article is not mundane? I take it to mean the same thing. You may not like that it carries with it a much…