I mean if you’re going to Snapchat yourself doing a bump of coke at least have the presence of mind to use the whimsical dog filter.

“Are the Magic that crafty?”

Show me a conservative who isn’t a social conservative and I’ll show you someone who should be a libertarian instead.

The number of sliders you can make out of them.

You’re lumping social conservatives in with real conservatives and doing so will upset your whole premise.

Not sure how you equate a person’s indifference towards the treatment of death row inmates to the actions of an actual dictator. You’re crying about people in prison who were sentenced to death by our collectively established legal system. Maybe step back and think of the victims and the families of the victims that…

Pro sports everyone! I look forward to the inevitable“Las Vegas to pay off stadium for 30 years while team moves to Idaho” article.

How good is Lonzo? Because I assume everyone in the NBA is going to try and dunk on him because of his shitheel dad.

I’m not sure if there’s anyone (save Trump) whose inevitable downfall I’m going to enjoy more.

The look on Lonzo’s face in the first picture is not unlike that of children whose parents are members of the Westboro Baptist Church at a protest. They’re here, and they didn’t really ask for this.

If they’re looking for an unoccupied space that’s hosted bowls, how about Mark Davis’ head?

Canthurtazone

If Mark Davis doesn’t want fans to be overwhelmed at the new stadium, he should insist on a simple bowl design.

So inappropriate. The correct term is “ice whore”.

Just take the compliment!

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

“’10% of NFL teams”? Why not just say ‘a handful’?”

3.2. Three teams plus the Jets.

D.B. Pooper