Plus, they literally skate through the season!

Economist Jeffrey Sachs regularly appears on Morning Joe, which is a program that epitomizes why we’re all unhappy.

The lesson, as always: Don’t drink and do cocaine and then leave the bar and go drive your boat as fast as it goes.

No surprise here. Revis had someone else cover for him.

Lets say I hypothetically want to locate these new leaked pictures, for science. Where could I find them?

Most shitty drivers don’t know they’re shitty drivers if the antics of the geriatric population of my almost rural town is any indication.

For a bit of context for non-lawyers, these are a discovery device known as Requests for Admission. They’re used to narrow down the issues before you get to settlement negotiations and/or trial so that the parties are focusing on the areas where they disagree. To get admissions like this so early in the process is…

Given all the hunger and suffering in today’s world, this is nothing short of terroirism.

Well, on a national level, over 4,000,000 people voted for Trump in California. That’s more than Clinton’s totals in every state except Florida and New York.

“These people deserve to suffer because they have political/moral failings” is the conservative argument about the poor. Don’t make it your own.

Pictured: California 5 years into the water crisis that would ensue if these dumb fucks actually got their way:

Correct. That’s what friction does. I’m guessing some road, after his tires blew out, a curb, the drainage ditch and most likely, both Austin’s feet planted firmly on the brake pedal while he screamed like a little girl all slowed him down considerably before he took flight.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

BREAKING: Democrats are more pessimistic about Republican led administration than Republicans.

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

The biggest winner tonight: Steve Harvey

That’s why I tell my newborn son to never put anything on social media, because you never know what future employer could see it and decide, “hmm, maybe there are other fish in the employment sea.” The conventional wisdom goes, if you don’t want to live a bad life, never have fun. Might be sad, but like Megadeath…

On arriving home from school, the boys asked their parents what the pussy is and how to fuck her right in it.

How can someone this stupid understand the complexity of an NFL offense?