Kevin Durant has already burned Trump from four different accounts.

Why do you insist on writing like a 12-year-old who has just discovered compound-complex sentences?

Does “Covered in Giants fan puke” also mean “wearing a Phil Simms jersey”?

I keep seeing people point out that play but not the German suplex he took earlier or the literal Goldberg spear that drove his skull into the ground. Yeah I’m a giants fan but seriously the dude got his ass kicked tonight. How is Ereck Flowers allowed to play football? Colin Kaepernick needs a job and his skinny…

Ahh the old “stick to anime and video games”

I saw a tweet yesterday by some credulous dumbass that, more or less, went “To give McGregor no chance is absurd. Floyd has never fought anyone with his precision and power...”

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

I don’t understand why they just didn’t scream “NO FAIR!”, grab the bats and balls, and storm off the sandlot to go home and play Xbox.

I’m not saying the Ryan brothers are bad at defense, but they somehow already received life sentences for this.

So we’re hanging our hopes on an old, hurt PG that’s never done anything in the postseason and one half the Warriors played like crap before winning anyway?

You are correct, but I’d still have to use the same tactic.

big idiot’s beef

But the MVP is based on the regular season, so despite the fact that Lebron turns into pure Superman mode in the postseason wont factor into the decision.

The ‘valuable’ part only comes into it when someone wants to give it to a guy on a bad team.

YEAH FUCK THAT GUY AT THE 3 POINT LINE CLAPPING, BUT ALSO I’M SURE EVERYONE THINKS ‘FUCK THAT GUY’ (REFERRING TO ME) AS I LAZILY PLAY D AND THEN YELL FOR HELP THE MINUTE THE PERSON SWITCHES HANDS DRIBBLING (MOVE TO THE HOOP OR NOT) AND AFTER HE BLOWS BY ME I RAISE MY HANDS LIKE “WTF” BUT REALLY I’M RAISING THEM SO…

If you rearrange the letters and leave out a lot of them and add an extra W, it says “I played for Washington in game two.”

Hey, if a rapper can’t wear a female steampunk cosplay outfit, then I will just give up on life.

What a cuck.

Don’t forget his over-torqued swing and likely PED use.

This is one of those stories that makes you laugh every time you re-read it. Shopped for a new car recently. My wife asked what I thought we should get and I replied "a huge Pontiac Ballbuster". She didn't get it.