I wonder if he knows you can bundle home & auto with State Farm...better call and check. 

Craig Sager was an asshole but it’s not right to speak ill of the dead.

Are all the Auburn fans dead?

They already have plenty of those leagues.  Most are in Europe. 

Also less of a poke in the eye than the Cormier fight

They were the first to expose the ultimate fraudsters known as Germany.  Also, bleach blondes usually aren't frauds. 

How do we get rid of the Irish?

This is fucking stupid. His team fucked up and he’s covering, it’s the least he can do considering all the money they just made him.  Doesn’t matter who’s questioning him.

Holy Crap, the Bulls already exercised their option to bring back that pile of garbage next year! I guess they were afraid any bum off the street wouldn’t be available.

Is can’t host a sex thing or does it mean you can’t host the get together at your place?

My sister had the same style in 1987.

How did Mark Jackson fuck up that Warriors job?

Oh boy

He probably just saw someone disrespecting the flag in there.

I’ll take Tyler’s bullshit over jamming a pencil in my ear every time I hear Alexi say anything.

Who the fuck cares if it was a phantom goal or not? They suck and don’t belong anywhere near Russia next summer.

Might as well get used to it. They’re already in your bedroom, probably in your box spring or alarm clock. They’ve been there for months, dormant, until they’re ready to feed. You’ll be seeing a lot of them this winter.

His Great-Grandfather was Kurt Baron von Schoder, a politically connected far-right German financier who’s influence paved the way for Hitler to be appointed Chancellor in 1933.

He just got a new comma key and couldn’t wait to try it out.

How many blue lives matter flags do you currently own?