Anybody that references one of the best live bands I’ve ever seen gets a star. Sorry, those are the rules.

Well, he refuses to change his game in the playoffs until his team is facing elimination. Then he changes to ‘Off.’

Brains, ranked:

If you can’t blame a child for being abused, who can you blame?

I like my phone too much to use it to film someone who is destroying a phone because it was used to film him.

Or was he injured and truly felt the team and their staff let him the hell down?

C’mon Kawhi, sometimes all you can do is look at a situation and la-

So your argument against their behavior being a result of media coverage is a bunch of media reports that are all management-tilted save for the one saying the players “turned on him” which also contains a tweet from one of said players saying it was bullshit?

I feel like until they break through in the playoffs, nobody is really going to take the Raptors seriously, even with Kawhi. Even over other teams that have accomplished even less over the same amount of time, like the Bucks and Sixers.

The Knicks neither deserve, nor have earned, the benefit of the doubt here. And devoting minutes to roving piles of garbage like Mudiay, or the white guy with the weird name (he starts every night!), or Trey Burke seems to conflict with the organizational philosophy of cautious development while ignoring the loss…

You’re assuming that the program isn’t ready to fall off a cliff like Florida was when he left. If anyone can see that before anyone else would, it’s the man who runs it. He left Florida in a huge effing mess they’re just pulling themselves out of. We’ll see if that’s what happens to OSU in the coming years.

Zane, you didn’t let the city down. If anything, by missing those kicks, the people of Cleveland can continue to live normal lives. Who knows what may have happened to those people if their brains attempted to process the sheer joy of beating a team like the Saints. It’s kind of like when the allied forces started…

Kicking’s brutal. It’s the most nakedly binary aspect of football.

I picture him walking into the press conference with a plate of crab legs in one hand and a beautiful woman on the other arm. Eats the crab leg... “Didn’t have to steal these.” Looks at the woman... “Didn’t have to r...”

This is why I don’t lift weights anymore, that and the apathy, laziness, dislike of sweating and sore muscles, undiagnosed agoraphobia, and preference for not seeing old man balls. 

I’ve watched the video, and as a fisherman I have caught a hammerhead by accident while marlin fishing, along with many other fish i have caught and released as unharmed as possible. As a rule you do not pull any fish onto the boat unless you intend to kill it, keep it and eat it. These idiots should all be charged…

The world needs a Nick Foles vs Blake Bortles Super Bowl.

Dude HAD to have money on the Vikings. There’s no other explanation.

Lauren, send some Deadspin staffers to do some investigative journalism. Pull the fire alarm and see if he makes it out on foot.

i found it! the correct take!