KRS1 shout out! Apparently not a lot of old-school rap fans commenting...

How rude.

I’ve consumed a lot of Taco Bell during my time on this godforsaken planet. Some of it good, a lot of it bad. The Quesalupa is the worst thing I have ever had from Taco Bell. Ever. They should be ashamed of this product, rather than praise it like some sort of fast-food second coming. Shame on you, Taco Bell. Shame.…

Of course horrible debilitating allergies are bad. Of course they are. Of course. But maybe...maybe...if yours are so bad you can’t do simple day to day things like get on a plane and land on another part of the planet...you don’t get to inconvenience everyone else that is on the plane trying to do the same thing with…

Speaking of Robocop, is anyone like me and actually disappointed by the “ferocity” of a villains death? Like the raw sewage guy had the worst death in the movie but he wasn’t even the bad guy. He was just one of the bad guys cronies. Clarence Boddiker was the bad guy and how did he die? A bunch of shit fell on top of…

I have an ex that reminds me exactly of this. She and her brother were WAY too “close” and it always bothered me. Then I (regretfully) watched that shit Adam Sandler film “That’s My Boy” and was 100% mentally scarred by the end, and had trouble even looking at her/him and the way they acted together after seeing that.…

Why in sam hell did that ref T someone up? The kid posterized someone, which is legal, and he goes nuts blowing his whistle and staring someone down then throws the T sign. What a dick. Nice dunk, kid.

At the risk of sounding like Donald Trump, do you guys have any sports clips in fucking English? I’ve clicked on 3 different stories this morning to watch the videos of what happened and all 3 have been in Spanish. I don’t speak Spanish and don’t know what the announcers are saying. Is the announcer making jokes about…

“...you need to hop the Nope Train to Fuck This Shitville.” Oh man, I’ve been there. That’s a rough ride and a very unpleasant trip to make. But trust me man, once you arrive at the station, you see how fucking beautiful it is and you never want to leave there again. Getting my wits about me and hopping that train and…

Holy shit, lesson learned today. Number One: don’t make some stupid mistake like thinking your phone looks like another phone because there is CLEARLY a difference and HOW DARE YOU if you do so. Number 2, don’t proclaim yourself to be a fan of something or brag about something you enjoy because someone will NOT agree…

Holy crap it is. Sorry. I quick looked and just thought “hey that’s my phone.” My bad.

Yes. That is exactly what I said and did. Thank you.

You guys show an iPhone but it didn’t make the cut so I would like to at least brag that I only charge my iPhone 6 Plus every 2 days. And there’s been a few times where I’ve done 2.5 days (I always wait until I hit 10% left). That is very impressive with me and has always kept me happy.

I’m a librarian so: literally endless amounts of books and movies to entertain me for free for the rest of my life. I don’t ever have to buy any physical form of media ever again, and haven’t for a very long time. And if it’s something we don’t have, I can still get it for free by requesting it from another library…

I missed that part. I guess blame shoddy craftsmanship then?

As bizarre as this is, I can see it easily happening, and am surprised it hasn’t happened more. Old gyms suck.

Does changing jobs really effect your credit score? I’ve heard this can happen and sure enough, I switched jobs back in August of 2015. I was never actually unemployed, I literally left one job on a Friday and started at the new one on Monday. But a few months later, I noticed my credit score (it’s given to me every…

When I was 11 and going through puberty (I had a beard at 13. What? It hit me early, shut up) my parents and I dined at our towns Pizza Hut on buffet night. I had the appetite of a bull then and could eat all day and not be full, so buffet nights were a blessing to me because I would just stuff the shit out of myself…

I did this exact thing the other day when buying a new computer monitor because mine randomly up and died. I was going back and forth on a couple and then saw the “others bought...” thing and clicked it to find more choices at better prices. I then got the exact size of monitor I was looking for at a way better price…

The Minor League sports team thing has always worked wonders for me. Multiple times now I’ve gone on first dates with women and taken them to a minor league baseball game. It’s a guaranteed 2.5-3 hours together where, unlike at a movie theater, you can talk away and still have fun in public. Plus they’re almost all…