He went out doing what he loved. Being an angry psychopath.

For the record, I accidentally wrote “Oil Fitler” in my initial draft, and I’m not sure why I changed it given how badly this filter wants to ruin lives.

That first millimeter of movement is probably like seeing your newborn child for the first time.

What are their current vehicles, and can you give me their number?

Can they get all the goddamned microchips out of them? There’s a shortage, you know?

*Toronado

Considering how 90% of the vehicles on the market nowadays are exactly this—chunky station wagons—AMC gets the gold star for being way ahead of the curve.

Whatever. Not one bit surprised. The single most symbolic of redneck affiliated sports would attract such dipshits like this guy is par for the course. Lastly, I had absolutely zero problem saying “Fuck Trump” during his entire time in office and to the present day. “Let’s go Brandon” is lame. Its ok to use big boy…

I am shocked, shocked! to learn the mouthpiece for this particular cryptocurrency is apparently a humongous douche. 

I’d like to have a word with her, too.

Let’s not kid ourselves that this isn’t (at least in large part) an opportunity for good PR for Frank Kent MC.
 
Still, motives aside, good on them for stepping in to help out.

The door handle thing seems so absurd to me. It’s a part that has pretty much never had any failure issues in the history of the automobile (not counting mechanism stuff like the internal door pull), and they’ve managed to make it unreliable and heinously expensive to replace.

“We later found out that the cause of my pain was a neighbor who dislikes me so much that she describes me as “it.” “

Not really, I am used to it by now,

The GX and the RS options go too far in either direction. This guy wants something more in between. My mind when automatically to the Volvo (we had an XC70 for a couple of years in the PNW and it was a perfect car for where this guy is going). The Subaru is basically just a Japanese version of that Volvo.

holy shit, turn on closed captions and watch it.  sooooo much better.

Yeah, I see people all the time who speed up AFTER they’ve finished passing (whether they’re passing a truck or not) and it’s maddening. Especially if I had to cancel the cruise control while they were passing, but now they’re going faster than me, at least until the next time they move into the left lane to pass the…

It’s because they were given drivers’ licenses before they demonstrated the required skill and temperament to be allowed behind the wheel.

I’ll take “Bath Salts, Meth and Alcohol” for $1000, Alex.