I am indescribably tired of my fellow whites. Jfc, do better you dumb fucks. 

This guy looks like a fuckin psycho; he reminds me of the guys that would get transferred to my platoon and when I asked them why they joined the army in our initial interview, they’d say, “to shoot people.” Cool, cool, guess who’s guarding the weather balloon for the rest of the deployment instead of going on…

Or forcing them off the road into a gas station, causing $100k or so in damages, then handing you bill. Maybe even causing a death, and giving you a wrongful death claim to defend. 

For a minute there I thought it was a new Lexus

The grille seems to have survived relatively intact. 

“Strange, then, that Stark doesn’t list a top speed for the bike anywhere in its press materials, on the company’s website, or in this pretty extensive video about the bike and the company. Huh, weird.”

It’s amazing to me that people this thirsty and dumb made it as far as “filming content” in their life without already having been eaten by something.

My girlfriend likes to remind me that “men are afraid a woman will laugh at them. Women are afraid a man will KILL them.”

Honestly, the reporting in Car dealer magazine doesn’t make things any less creepy. They name the victim, not the male salesperson. They mention her line of work, refer to her as a “26 year old blonde” and mention that she is in a long-term relationship all of which, frankly, is entirely irrelevant.

It’s worth noting that even as a (relatively-imposing-looking) man, I do some of the same things, and never meet anyone at home for a car sale or purchase off Craigslist or Facebook Marketplace. I usually pick a Walmart or someplace public.

A proper land yacht, any of them, but this 1972 Chrysler Imperial seems like a good candidate.

Why the fuck would you engage in a high speed pursuit on a vehicle with a lo jack?

That’s what she gets for trying to hijack all those DVD players! 

I lean towards it being the Honda’s fault, but that’s not the most important point. The semi driver is either malicious or incompetent for not noticing the car and pulling over. I can understand something behind the trailer being hard to see, but that car is definitely visible in the mirror. Should lose his CDL.

You simply could not think of a more douchtastic sticker for this asshats car.

We don’t want to cause any more accidents.

For religious pedal arrangements, can we get slight differences for sects? I want a Methodist’s pedals to be very similar but just different enough from a Lutheran’s.

I’m going to call out the skill of the SUV that it landed on, for slowly coming to a stop, to avoid having the SUV on top sliding off, and worsening the situation. That’s some Jedi level stuff there. Good driving!

Let’s not forget that GM not only had to be bailed out by the government, but also had to kill off Pontiac in the process. Not really sure if he put any effort into the visuals here. Typical Boomer.

Nothin’ better than some crusty old prick fetishizing four thousand pounds of 6mpg unreliability that merely manages to be loud and look cool-ish.