mikefallopian
Mike Fallopian
mikefallopian

You guys, the 19th century is the 1800s. 

I hope they have his character post-divorce from Jennifer Garner’s character.

They live in my Brooklyn neighborhood, I saw them one morning last year riding bikes with their baby. She was rocking the big curly hair, so it seems she can still bring the Felicity look if she hasn’t had a blowout.

More importantly, he went from American Psycho to The Machinist to Batman Begins.

I had to stop reading this article because of the ads making my page jump around and unable to scroll back. It happened 11 times as I typed this.

I had to stop reading this article because of the ads making my page jump around and unable to scroll back. It happened 11 times as I typed this.

Surprised by the oversight...Oscar is Josh Kushner’s company. Seems like a relevant detail.

Regina, this is how I am. Do you live in NYC and who is your therapist? Do you see a therapist? Do you take meds? I have never been to therapy and have no idea what to do but I very clearly suffer from anxiety and clinical depression.

Why does Meryl Streep look like a teenager?

So many of these feel like they should have been movies but are forced into TV because that’s where it’s at these days.

In every red carpet fashion round-up, the pictures are described out of order and it hurts my brain. I think because half the people are nobodies and I go back and forth to the caption to figure out how you’re talking about. Why do you do it this way? For example:

I guess I thought he was too serious for that.

I have never seen This Means War because I couldn’t buy that Tom Hardy would be interested in Reese Witherspoon. Also, why did Tom Hardy even make this movie?

I saw U571 like 10 times in theaters and owned the DVD. I’m surprised my parents weren’t concerned. It wasn’t for any particular person, just all the young men. Also, it had a grown-up Smalls from Sandlot. WWII Matthew McConaughey was okay, too. Oh also Bon Jovi if you’re into that.

The problem with our government is that the majority of people in Congress were there TWENTY-FOUR years ago when the Republicans sang this the first time (when the Clinton tax bill passed in the House in 1993). So they assume it’s both relevant and appropriate as if it happened yesterday when the context is obviously

I am an atheist, but the one thing that makes me think maybe the devil is real (and pretty good at his job) are the people who have completely mutated Christianity as a vehicle of hate and oppression.

It’s things like this that make me embarrassed to be a woman.

Damnit, that Paramore song and video is good.

I came here for the Jez take on Jason Chaffetz not running in 2018 WHERE IS IT?

Mark Sanford is kind of Snape-y