A few years ago, Dave Zirin was touring the country with John Carlos. The two of them spoke at several big sports universities, and each time they’d contact the school’s athletic department to see if they wanted Carlos to come talk to any of the athletes. Every single coach either ignored them or flat out said no,…

Are you trying to imply that these Ducks possess great and impressive power or strength?

I found a good compromise.

It should be noted that book you have linked is a half-truth at best. It leaves out how GM sabotaged the car with the crappy Delco batteries initially (that were shit even for lead-acid batteries) and the stupid Magnecharge system. I was going to explain it, but one of the Customer Reviews already explains it very…

Hearing “SEC” uttered, Dan Gilbert immediately bolted from Quicken Loans Arena.

Pretty bold for a guy playing in the Eastern Conference.

Did he just admit he’s on steroids?

Found a couple good ones with elephants:

Stop, I can’t bear it.

He was such a jerk, in fact, that he ended up spending hours playing baseball by himself in a strip mall parking lot.

Off the subject, but these are pretty major WNBA stars that are getting married. Can you imagine the insanity that would brew if someone like Chris Paul was suddenly engaged to Joakim Noah?

Bail has been set at $1,000 each, with the NBA to fund the remaining $48,000.

Hope someone was available to promptly Baylor out.

For a plus-up of only $50 million we can develop an Automatic Leaflet Dispensing System. This will let them know when they are free.

Now all we need to develop is a UAV tanker drone, polish off the automatic take off/landing algorithms and create some sort of automatic weapons reloading bays. This way, we can semi-autonomously hit the "Free the hell out of (insert country of our choosing)" button on the ol' computer there, let 'er run for a while…

Honestly, I’m pretty shocked.

Having an aquarium running along your first base line is more disrespectful to baseball than bat flips.

C’mon. If the Lakers can relocate to LA, why can’t Rivers?

"Is that a '26.2' tattoo?"

Come on man. Put that away. Tim Howard deserved it.