Yeah, it needed a good selfie to put on finstagram.

The returner did Nazi her coming.

I disagree with the need to continue to make this stuff a competition, but you should probably also chill out a bit.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Title NEIN

That IS what I wanted to know. Not too worried about Haitians getting offended by my Gizmodo comments.

Sounds more appealing than “Lettuce Leaves”

Best putt by an American at the Ryder Cup in 20 years

This statement is ridiculous. Who are these shadowy elites specifically holding “the little man down?” Which elites, specifically allowed Bill Gates or Steve Jobs to start making computers? Did they have a conference?

Why? Most of America’s wealthiest people are not products of inheritance.

Have they tried not being black? I’ve been not black most of my life, and it didn’t even take much effort.

He can plug almost ...

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

Looks just like the B-2. I can’t tell if it has a headphone jack, though.

But all models come with plenty of room in the trunk!

Kush is for klosers.

i just tested positive for isthatol.

Send cake!

11.4% of people are fucking retarded.

These comments certainly speak to the retardly stupid user base here if they think a car cant be a deadly weapon. Pont a gun at the cops or drive at them when they are trying to stop you and your stupid ass gets what you deserve.