Griffin: [tries to hug Rivers]

Gronk and Patrick Kane should do a reality show together. Grokane!

Pictured: Alabama's 2014 schedule

I had cancer a few years back. Went through the chemo and radiation and now I'm fine. I think the hardest part about it is that I feel like I lucked out and because I had been given the gift of a survivable cancer, I should do more to actively help the cause for those that aren't as fortunate. However, I also…

Uggh. Everyone knows it's a huge mistake to put pussy on a pedestal.

Another video, courtesy of Marchman: Kershaw striking out every batter in a high school game.

[gets tattoo to express self to outside world]

[gets upset at outside world for listening]

You have to laugh at a guy who tries to be all "unique" and "different," yet decides to commit murder in Chicago on 4th of July weekend.

If you got shitty service, don't just bail on the tip. That's a cowardly and unproductive thing to do. When the bad server in question comes with the bill, ask to speak with the manager on duty. Explain to the manager what transpired. They may be willing to offer some accommodation—and many times at a level that would…

Or, you can exercise with your partner!

idk about this. I'm a dude. It's pretty easy to appeal to men. All you need in the ad is boobs and the promise of confidence. Hell I use axe bodywash all the time, even though I know it probably smells terrible.

As Germany should know, the US doesn't let a little water stop them from advancing.

Normal =/= average. Normal is a distribution. Average is a measure of central tendency.

A hockey player would've taken out a life insurance policy for $3 billion on himself, named himself as the beneficiary, died, resurrected, claimed the benefits, and finished the shift.

"Wait a minute. Even if there's no grass, who says we can't play ball anyway?"

Given where the Cup is being held, the players should be grateful there's any turf on the pitch at all.

The goal was epic, but, my God, Howard's outlet pass to start the counter was pure Kevin Love perfection.

Gwyneth Paltrow can learn a thing or two from Angelina Jolie.

We're looking at a future NBA dominated by guys named Tacko Fall and Thon Maker and other word combinations you might say when having a stroke.

I'm probably going to get shredded up for typing this post, but I feel like there's probably others like me who had a similar experience this weekend - but maybe I'm the only one: