Those bible-thumping Evangelical asshats are always blaming the weather or any natural disasters on drag queens or gays or the libs or Antifa. Personally I think they’re being punished by a loving God who has had enough of their cherry-picking the Bible to justify their hatred and racism. Which makes more sense? A God…

His reaction after the crash is all you need to know. Zero shits were given if she was ok.

Corporations don’t give a shit about you, and you can be certain that if you give a two year verbal commitment, the company will not hesitate to cut you loose after one year if it’s in their benefit to do so.

They do not care. It’s established enough for they, themselves, to take advantage of what’s already here long enough that their already acquired and continued accumulation of resources gets them through and insulates them from any problems that result down the road as it unravels. “FU, got mine”, I believe is the…

I’m that guy. You know the one that gets the new iPhone.. every year.. on launch day. Which means I also get a new case & glass screen protector on launch day. Because I always sell my old iPhone (to pay most of the cost for the upgrade to the new iPhone) its incredibly important I keep my iPhone looking as new as…

I’m that guy. You know the one that gets the new iPhone.. every year.. on launch day. Which means I also get a new…

At the very least employers should send rejection letters. I was strung along by a company for almost a month and interviewed four times with various parties, twice with the person who would make the hiring decision. They had me take a software skills quiz with a 24 hour deadline, do a telephone interview to get the…

i like beer alright!?  i like beer.  i STILL like beer.

“How do I address my employee’s low-cut shirts?”

This is really going to complicate his supreme court confirmation hearing in 2052.

Lack of library access isn’t a punishment to someone who can’t read and doesn’t want to.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

The thing people need to remember is that the people on Fox aren’t what bring in the money. The hate is what brings in the money. Fox viewers aren’t going to follow their favorite “personality” to a new channel, because those channels are the enemy and therefore everyone there is the enemy.

OH PUHLEEZE. Who do you think is going to make children’s television and movies? THE KIDS? There are LITERALLY THOUSANDS of people who are behind making these shows, and movies and products and to suddenly cast aspersions on ALL of them shows that you sound like the republicans who screech and yell about being anti…

And yet this is one of the few policies with a bipartisan consensus: Your financial advisor should be able to actively scam you out of your money.

The best single sentence to sum up conservatism: “I’ve got mine, so fuck you.”

Conservative parent to teacher: I don’t trust you to teach sex ed, modern history or anything remotely political to my son or daughter ... but it’s on you to kill or die for my children in a firefight.

but sorry we can’t pay you very much because you’re lazy, and you get summers off.

Last time I checked the AARP was not trying to buy political backing to make sure that blue hairs

There’re many things I must think carefully about before making a decision. This includes common daily dilemmas like “What’s for lunch?” and “Do I really need this thing on Amazon?”

You’re going to sit here in front of all these people and Jesus and tell me those are three different people and not just a photo of the same sad dude at 3 different points in his life?