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Those bible-thumping Evangelical asshats are always blaming the weather or any natural disasters on drag queens or gays or the libs or Antifa. Personally I think they’re being punished by a loving God who has had enough of their cherry-picking the Bible to justify their hatred and racism. Which makes more sense? A God

His reaction after the crash is all you need to know. Zero shits were given if she was ok.

What am I supposed to do if they go under? Use my imagination?

Corporations don’t give a shit about you, and you can be certain that if you give a two year verbal commitment, the company will not hesitate to cut you loose after one year if it’s in their benefit to do so.

They do not care. It’s established enough for they, themselves, to take advantage of what’s already here long enough that their already acquired and continued accumulation of resources gets them through and insulates them from any problems that result down the road as it unravels. “FU, got mine”, I believe is the

I’m that guy. You know the one that gets the new iPhone.. every year.. on launch day. Which means I also get a new case & glass screen protector on launch day. Because I always sell my old iPhone (to pay most of the cost for the upgrade to the new iPhone) its incredibly important I keep my iPhone looking as new as

I’m that guy. You know the one that gets the new iPhone.. every year.. on launch day. Which means I also get a new

When it comes to imbibing fun and addictive chemicals I always trust the opinions of Mormons.

He was actually just trying to work out how to rape while dealing drugs most efficiently, but forgot to carry a 1.

... a former Google engineer who claimed the company discriminated against him for his conservative political views.

Tic’ing time bombs!

At the very least employers should send rejection letters. I was strung along by a company for almost a month and interviewed four times with various parties, twice with the person who would make the hiring decision. They had me take a software skills quiz with a 24 hour deadline, do a telephone interview to get the

Clever idea: Antagonize your sister and the richest man in the world, because Trump will certainly have your back. Oh wait.

The secret is to have such crappy benefits your contractors won’t want to be considered part of your company.

i like beer alright!?  i like beer.  i STILL like beer.

How do I address my employee’s low-cut shirts?”

This is really going to complicate his supreme court confirmation hearing in 2052.

No adult should be on instagram. Or twitter. Or Facebook. Leave all that shit alone for the narcissistic 15 year old teenage girls. 

Use your voice to make phone calls:

Lack of library access isn’t a punishment to someone who can’t read and doesn’t want to.

You’re going to sit here in front of all these people and Jesus and tell me those are three different people and not just a photo of the same sad dude at 3 different points in his life?