Nobody should trust Facebook to do anything but make money by any means possible.

Think about it. The only sort of person who thinks this would be a cool idea is the sort of person who would assume vertical is best.

Because it’s entire pre-existing fanbase have worked entire careers, allowing them to assemble comfortable, private viewing spots in their own homes, and are waiting to enjoy it at their own convenience, without having to listen to impatient youngsters in a darkened theater moan about how slow its pace is.

I think the point of the complaint is that “truly wireless earbuds” — like the AirPods that these are directly competing against — don’t need a cord, and if you decide to cut the cord on the Google buds, they won’t work anymore. Sure, the string is nice for people who want to just let them hang on their neck when…

Other people who shot the videos appear to be under the impression that destroying the Keurigs will make liberals angry

I had a fight with my MIL over something similar when my two-year-old started saying “Donald Trump is Garbage.” She was like, “OMG, what are you teaching him about respecting adults, etc etc.” Like, I’m teaching him that adults who brag about pussy-grabbing and think Nazis have some fine people in their ranks are…

Is it that they want to believe they aren’t so easy to get a bead on? Or is it that more and more people are instinctually distrusting of large corporations and always assume they are up to bad behavior, regardless of proof to the contrary?

I’m in for life, brother. Lol.

They are cheap and don’t believe in handouts.

Well, jeez... I guess I’m done internetting for the day. Everyone out there, have a good rest-of-the-day!

He’ll be tried, convicted, pardoned, and back on the Trump team as the campaign manager for the Trump Midterm Election Traveling Circus and Grotesquerie ™.

I would love to see these executives in Federal “pound me in the ass” prison.

“That’s nothing. I once paid for an entire hotel room, you understand, this great, beautiful suite in Moscow — one of the very best suites I’ve been in and I’ve been in amazing places, that I can tell you — and there were two women there with urine running out of their...whatever all over this bed. A lot of people…

Ooooh, OK so on the one hand he’s anti-Nazi and on the other he’s pro-Dell. It’s a mixed bag.

“This time, don’t be afraid to lean into it.”

I don’t know about your kids but my toddler eats only crayons, fries and pizza crust at restaurants. I have no problem ordering fancy something for him, but he will not touch it anyway. That’s why kids menus are bland like that, because a lot of kids do not eat more unusual things.

One of their engineers is on Reddit, and they have consistently stated that they have a solution for this, if it ever happens.

“Floyd’s an unapologetic abuser of women and the Internal Revenue Service, while Conor is a racist dipshit”

It is what you expect of any 70 year old white guy though, right? Sitting around watching Fox News. That is easily 6+ hours of their day. What else would he be doing?

Jesus Christ dude, read the fucking article.