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I had a fight with my MIL over something similar when my two-year-old started saying “Donald Trump is Garbage.” She was like, “OMG, what are you teaching him about respecting adults, etc etc.” Like, I’m teaching him that adults who brag about pussy-grabbing and think Nazis have some fine people in their ranks are

Is it that they want to believe they aren’t so easy to get a bead on? Or is it that more and more people are instinctually distrusting of large corporations and always assume they are up to bad behavior, regardless of proof to the contrary?

I’m in for life, brother. Lol.

He’ll be tried, convicted, pardoned, and back on the Trump team as the campaign manager for the Trump Midterm Election Traveling Circus and Grotesquerie ™.

“This time, don’t be afraid to lean into it.”

I don’t know about your kids but my toddler eats only crayons, fries and pizza crust at restaurants. I have no problem ordering fancy something for him, but he will not touch it anyway. That’s why kids menus are bland like that, because a lot of kids do not eat more unusual things.

Jesus Christ dude, read the fucking article.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Hey, I think that’s the look my tweaker brother in law goes for.

He said he respectfully disagrees with some of the coverage he has received from the media, in particular from Morning Joe co-host Mika Brzezinski, but nevertheless he respects the need for a searching and critical press to a functioning civil society, and ultimately he welcomes the scrutiny because he thinks

50 bucks says the Trump kid picks his nose....

definitely gonna use it to fuck

definitely gonna use it to fuck

Life Hack: How to avoid taxes legally under the new regime.

i always assumed its so has the privacy to furiously masterbate every time he sees himself on the tee vee.

One request: Do not do these things if you're trying to sell your house. Seriously.

Condoms. You can save a ton of money by buying them in bulk, reducing the chance of being out of them "in the heat of the moment" and the awkward conversation during the subsequent purchasing process.

It's also a great way to clear images off your iPhone - mine gets cluttered up with images from the camera, screenshots, saved images from txt, etc. Opening Preview and going to the phone is a blink of the eye - select and either copy to the HD or delete. Done!