Here! A subway car with rubber wheels roaming around for you.

Ha! I applaud NYC MTA for being honest. San Francisco tries to pretend its Muni system is a top tier transit agency. It stopped trying to be on time. It can not enforce its own rules. When people try to find alternative transportation, they fine them and punish them with red tape (no private buses including the…

Damn... that’s where all my karma went. None of my bad car stories are even close to competing with most of those. I guess I should count my lucky stars.

I hope that name triggered an automatic visit from Child Protective Services.

I know, why don’t people think the thunder god’s name is a good one?

Punching up vs punching down, the same reason that Schilling-esque claims of “reverse racism” about affirmative action don’t hold water. Also, let’s be honest, Deadspin is pretty white; there are jokes Key & Peele can make that would come off pretty poorly here.

Because there’s a genuine difference. With ebonic names it’s to show solidarity with African-American culture. There’s actually been studies regarding ebonic names.

Until you realize those are the names of your nephews and cousins.

Puts a lot of pressure on the kid, imo.

Making fun of names is fine. Making fun of cultures that have been (and continue to be) the target of racism and prejudice is generally not.

Seriously. His parents must have been on the bz when they chose that. Lzrs.

Um, no. You don’t even need to be an athlete for that first name to be bad ass. Let me paint you a little scenario.

Please tell me that “Massen” is Todd Gill’s kid....

Krz is bullshit. I don’t care how good you are at hockey, you don’t get to have a name that doesn’t have a vowel. You’re not an app.

And 5 Bradens!!

There are four, FOUR! spellings of Kaden and not one single Raiden. The world is moving in the wrong direction.

Don’t worry, he’ll be the last Lannister standing.

Juicero ... would be a pro trump company.