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I miss Biden. Watching him fucking obliterate Paul Ryan in the VP debate was the best, although his greatest moment was this sit down and shut up gem when debating Guliani.

Spreading the Hiv is responsible conservatism since they think it only affects “the gays, blacks, and sexual deviants.” Why do you think they love Reagan so much?

Sure, but that’s even kinda cute. Like saying “Ma” or like “mommy” if you have kids and stuff or EVEN “Mami”.....but just straight up “Mother” ugh...chilling.

He was just doing what God demanded, killing gays in the name of God because only godless gays get HIV. Right? That’s proven Christian ‘science’! Oh? They were all really drug users and Pence looked the other way as HIV needlessly spread! FAKE NEWS!!!

Part of me hopes North Korea could nuke the east coast, I’d like to

Straight out of the movie “Idiocracy” - Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

Brought in too late to have any of the dirt stick to him, maybe? Or because Republicans are trying to get as much out of Trump before they jettison him, and want to make sure they have a “team player” in place to step up?

The bar is so low, I’m just glad they didn’t wear blackface in front of Michelle’s portrait.

“We can’t mention all the horrible things that conservative policies have actually done, because that would just be rude.”

Below, Pictured: A man who filmed a sextape with Scott Stapp, a man who routinely sang about raping teenage girls, and Sarah Palin - who is by far the least objectionable person in this picture.

Love that this “accidentally single handedly started an HIV outbreak” motherfucker is the face of responsible conservatism.

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that this guy calls his wife Mother and refuses to treat women like equal humans and not conniving sex hypnotists lusting over his protuberance, or that he’s playing second fiddle to Donald Fucking Trump.

Holy crap Jason, you came up with all of that in what, 1 or 2 hours since the trailer was released?

I always thought it was funny that this was a strike team, but in the movie, it looks like a bunch of dudes were just given guns and they have no idea which way to point them... but that’s more of a cinematic issue than anything else. Realistic military techniques, like holding a rifle, didn’t catch up to Hollywood

I feel like they can say anyone on the strike team was from the new EU and be like, well of course they were, nobody mentioned it because obviously it was them, who else were they going to send? some random dudes with no identity?

In universe there’s no reason to keep talking about Rex if everyone knows who he is. That sort of thing is a trick to keep the viewers updated. I’m reminded of a Rick and Morty analysis video I just saw...explaining a costume change after a commercial break:

None of them interacted with the clone troopers much, though. Hardly a retcon, though. It would have to contradict existing canon to be a retcon.

As a child, I always liked believing it was Rock n Roll from GI Joe

This literally makes me tear up. (It has been a long day.)