Which is awesome but double what I can afford. They'll sell 5 of them and then say "see? Americans don't want wagons!"

No, but I haven't been in a position where I could afford one until now. 

I actually might buy an A4 allroad later this year. But I would be all over a regular avant or an S4 avant.

Why won’t they give us Avants?

I am very far from a expert, but I think it's just a new grille, lights, and infotainment

I was never sure if it was quick, or if it only felt quick cause the gas pedal had a super short travel.

My dad had a 2000 Accord V6. He also test drove a Camry at the same time and the Accord was much more enjoyable to drive. 

Camrys and Accords of this era always looked good to me. They're not pants-nutting gorgeous or anything, but they're pretty handsome for a generic car. 

Here's how you do the mouth for a steam train: the cowcatcher is a mustache.

I would if I could afford it. I might get an A4 Allroad next year. 

I have a really short commute. If they made one about the size and price of am A4, I would be interested. I thought about a Model 3 but I can't stand the interior with no real gauges.

I love the interior. Much more than I should.

Ithink because they were simple.

2005 is around when it lost its quirkiness and became "GM but we really don't know where it fits"

I can actually picture that. GMC has become famcier than Chevy but not as fancy as Cadillac. They've marketed themselves into segments that are juuuust different enough. 

I would honestly buy Switch games and play them on my PC if emulation was good. What are they on, proprietary SD cards?

There is a truck on my street with a “Calvin Pissing on gun control” sticker.

I love my ATS. I have a 2014 and yes, CUE is slow and dumb, but everything else is great.

They also forgot to tell anyone that the Chevy SS existed.

Do any of you guys remember that there used to be a user here named Ford Tempo Fanatic?