I think I saw one of those once. You have to damn near fold the wing in half to break it.

Come on, no DeLorean doors? Fail, MB. Fail.

Most people in the Northeast don't have snow tires, either. We all SHOULD, but nobody bothers and just sticks with all-seasons.

Yeah, well my car is a Cadillac, so nyah.

My brother has an 03 Frontier that's starting to rust. This might be really interesting to him. Especially if they make a 4-door long bed like the one he already has.

When the camera was invented, people could take a picture and show their "miracle" was snake oil.

Photo taken yesterday.

When they came out in 199-whatever, they were very futuristic. And they don't look dated, they're still rad.

It's a little bit pricey, but I always thought these were cool.

If I was the MVP I would ask if they could give me a Stingray instead.

So it's a GMC?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT SON

Once I heard Laurence Fishburne, I thought it was going to be a Caddy commercial.

Oh my God, this was one of my favorite Super Bowl commercials, ever. I just got chills.

Keep ONE un-shredded, for posterity's sake. Like how there's a picture of a Cimarron in the Cadillac offices, with a sign that says LEST WE FORGET

YAAAYYYYYYY

...does Comcast have BBC America?

They were SO MUCH LESS shitty than I was expecting this year, though.

Is the iPad-taped-to-the-dash going to be M-B's thing now?

I'm really sad that a couple weeks after I get a Caddy, they go and change the logo.