My friend's parents had one of these when I was a kid. It was awesome. i'm pretty sure it had an LT1, too.

GODDAMN YOU WIND TUNNELS MAKING EVERYTHING LOOK THE SAME

Self reply because it won't let me edit: I've always loved these. My parents had one when I was little and it was rad as shit. We took one of the (maroon!) rear seats out and left it in the garage to have more storage space and also because my brother got gum stuck to it.

"It's the Pontiac of minivans!" Well, yes it is, and this one's also white! They sold a lot of Dustbusters, but not enough to make a dent in Chrysler's minivan stranglehold. They are a reminder of what "the future" looked like 25 years ago.

I went to a suburban high school in the late 90s and early 00's.

Is Rex Ryan now a stock photographer?

Yeah. It's like a weirdly short-wheelbase version. At first I thought it was some insane golf cart monstrosity.

Goddamn, you CALLED it. I was thinking this, or like a giant Thing.

Yeah. It almost looks like it really was thrown off a cliff.

IT'S THE POWER OF LOVE!

Holding companies mostly exist just for tax purposes, I think. They always have boring logos.

YOU CHOKE ON YOUR LIES LUMINAS AND TRANS SPORTS WERE AWESOME

I THOUGHT it wasn't quite screaming like it should.

Holy shit, Lotus looks like Stormtroopers.

Eh, they've been doing it for at least 10 years. Catera became CTS (And also a much, much better car) DeVille became DTS, Seville became STS, then they just pulled more letter combos out of their asses.

She said in 1974, Bill Clinton — then, not yet her husband — drove a 1970 burnt-orange Opel station wagon. "With all due respect, one of the ugliest cars ever built," she said. Clinton said Bill then bought a Chevrolet El Camino pickup — with the trunk bed filled with Astroturf, which Bill "absolutely loved."

I have an ATS. It rules. I'm also not even 30 yet.

Cadillac was the first to have electric start and electric headlights.

Slades are gaudy as hell, but that's the point. They're beautiful inside, but I wouldn't ever get one. I already have an apartment.