Shit man, don't look underground in New York.

I tried parking on snow like this when I had a Dodge Stealth.

V wagons usually make me feel funny in my pants region, but the bodykit and crazy price kill it for me.

Comment of the day came at 8 AM.

DAMMIT CADILLAC WHY DO YOU HATE MY WALLET

Wasn't the story that it was a Euro model brought here by a diplomat so it wasn't actually street legal and register-able?

Hey man, my parents had one of these when I was 6, and it was awesome.

I thought they were awful at first, but they're better in colors other than beige.

I remember reading once where someone entered an almost-showroom SL600 in LeMons.

Ohhhhh my god. A DeLorean with an actual GOOD engine is one of my dream cars.

Wait a minute, that guy wrote that? What the hell is Motoramic, the anti Jalopnik?

I believe that the cruze is built in the US, too.

I think Camden is usually either the #1 or 2 most murdery city in the country. Almost nobody lives there anymore, and the poor bastards who do are too poor to be able to move away.

I'm completely biased, I've wanted a Caddy since the first CTS came out. I haven't driven an A4 or 3-series, but you can get all the same stuff for a little cheaper than Ze Germanz. And it's made out of GM parts so if something breaks, it should be cheaper to fix.

Yeah. Newark is bad, Camden is basically Fallujah.

Or Camden. They probably use these as cabs in Camden.

Did they sell the original Cinquecento in the US? I've never seen one, but I've seen roughly seven bajillion VW Type 1's.

LOVE it. Really fun to drive, and it's a beast in the snow. And it gets decent mileage on the highway.

Man, I remember when VWs came in all kinds of goofy colors. Orange, green, blue, that lime "turbonium" green from the Beetle commercial. Now it's black, white, silver, or red.