If I was the MVP I would ask if they could give me a Stingray instead.

So it's a GMC?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT SON

Once I heard Laurence Fishburne, I thought it was going to be a Caddy commercial.

Oh my God, this was one of my favorite Super Bowl commercials, ever. I just got chills.

Keep ONE un-shredded, for posterity's sake. Like how there's a picture of a Cimarron in the Cadillac offices, with a sign that says LEST WE FORGET

YAAAYYYYYYY

...does Comcast have BBC America?

For me it's Motley Crue.

They were SO MUCH LESS shitty than I was expecting this year, though.

Is the iPad-taped-to-the-dash going to be M-B's thing now?

I'm really sad that a couple weeks after I get a Caddy, they go and change the logo.

My friend's parents had one of these when I was a kid. It was awesome. i'm pretty sure it had an LT1, too.

GODDAMN YOU WIND TUNNELS MAKING EVERYTHING LOOK THE SAME

Self reply because it won't let me edit: I've always loved these. My parents had one when I was little and it was rad as shit. We took one of the (maroon!) rear seats out and left it in the garage to have more storage space and also because my brother got gum stuck to it.

"It's the Pontiac of minivans!" Well, yes it is, and this one's also white! They sold a lot of Dustbusters, but not enough to make a dent in Chrysler's minivan stranglehold. They are a reminder of what "the future" looked like 25 years ago.

I went to a suburban high school in the late 90s and early 00's.

Is Rex Ryan now a stock photographer?

Yeah. It's like a weirdly short-wheelbase version. At first I thought it was some insane golf cart monstrosity.

Goddamn, you CALLED it. I was thinking this, or like a giant Thing.