Like a boss. You're an honorary Jalopnik now.

Yeah. It almost looks like it really was thrown off a cliff.

IT'S THE POWER OF LOVE!

Holding companies mostly exist just for tax purposes, I think. They always have boring logos.

YOU CHOKE ON YOUR LIES LUMINAS AND TRANS SPORTS WERE AWESOME

I THOUGHT it wasn't quite screaming like it should.

Holy shit, Lotus looks like Stormtroopers.

Eh, they've been doing it for at least 10 years. Catera became CTS (And also a much, much better car) DeVille became DTS, Seville became STS, then they just pulled more letter combos out of their asses.

She said in 1974, Bill Clinton — then, not yet her husband — drove a 1970 burnt-orange Opel station wagon. "With all due respect, one of the ugliest cars ever built," she said. Clinton said Bill then bought a Chevrolet El Camino pickup — with the trunk bed filled with Astroturf, which Bill "absolutely loved."

I have an ATS. It rules. I'm also not even 30 yet.

Cadillac was the first to have electric start and electric headlights.

Slades are gaudy as hell, but that's the point. They're beautiful inside, but I wouldn't ever get one. I already have an apartment.

Shit man, don't look underground in New York.

I tried parking on snow like this when I had a Dodge Stealth.

V wagons usually make me feel funny in my pants region, but the bodykit and crazy price kill it for me.

Comment of the day came at 8 AM.

DAMMIT CADILLAC WHY DO YOU HATE MY WALLET

Wasn't the story that it was a Euro model brought here by a diplomat so it wasn't actually street legal and register-able?

I always thought the neon green lights and stuff there were cool.