We need to send Pence a dildo phone

Steve Bannon or Punchy the Neo Nazi (aka Richard Spencer).

Actually you bring up a good point: Twitter could de-activate Donald Trump’s account and there’s nothing he can do about it.

The biggest takeaway here...

Good news everyone! POTUS just gave us the okay to call it a “Muslim Ban” if not something more accurate.

You know hell is freezing over when even Dick Cheney and the Koch Brothes, spawns of Satan himself condemn Hair Trumpf’s actions.

I truly wonder if people believe that acts of violence are no longer illegal as of January 20th.

King Louie is PERFECT. He is an orange-utan.

But King Louie’s an orangutan, not a Trumpanzee.

King Louie. Magic!

Trump supporters don’t know what irony means. They think it means if something taste metallic.

Well its not bad when my side does it only when their side does it.

Consistency.

Basil instead of cilantro? You monster!

#BASILGATE

So we should start e-mailing them right?

America 2017.

˙˙˙˙sn ɥʇᴉʍ ǝʇɐɔᴉunɯɯoɔ oʇ ǝlqɐ ǝq ʇ,uoʍ ǝɥ os ‘sǝʇᴉɹʍ ǝɥ ƃuᴉɥʇʎuɐ pɐǝɹ oʇ ǝlqɐ ǝq llᴉʍ ʎpoqou ʇnq

We truly are living through the golden age of the man child, aren’t we?