oh, but ask them about their kids and they won’t shut the fuck up about him picking the apples for his own applesauce at his Montessori school.

“Who knows, maybe you’ll like the taste of hydrochloric acid!”

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

A friend of mine threatened to play this as the recessional at his sister’s wedding, just in case the groom hadn’t figured out what he’d gotten himself into!

Does it incorporate a real Steadicam harness like the movie props did? I bet that’d account for a big chunk of the cost.

CHEMTRAILS!

Athens

A friend of mine once said he voted for Trump because he’d get special interests out of Washington. He’s not talked much about Trump lately.

Why don’t you “Altaba” it?

I find it fascinating how these guys consume media. Richard Spencer (leader of the”alt-right” ) claims his favorite show is Firefly. Trump claims his favorite movies is CitIzen Kane (He identifies with Kane).

How are their brains processing that media into something that doesn’t chafe against their ideology? The Trump…

Wow, I’ve never made the connection. Now I’m triggered.

Don’t these guys also love The Matrix, which is a movie about a half-Asian guy, a black man, and a woman fighting an army of white dudes? (Which was made by a couple of men who later became transgender women.)

Also, this:

Not just any mini burgers...

Every time I see the name of this show the voice that my brain reads it in reads it as

“giant cock of science”

I appreciate this, because I had already fixed it so now there are two gifs perfectly in sync.

I love this woman!! Thank you for shoving a giant cock of science up their holes. Where are the Trump trolling internet turds now? The biggest head scratcher is that they don’t own oil rigs or fracking contracts so what the fk do they get out of disputing scientific evidence? Just poor uneducated inbred retards…