As a west coast Canadian i don’t think i’ve ever seen that face on Tinder. I suspect you need to make some changes to your age preferences. 

You must be very proud of yourself.

Well he’s factually more right then the article author. 

I live in a scooter free city, I didn’t even realize this was a thing until the South Park episode. When I visited Austin I was shocked to see them just on the side of the street.

I’ve had a conversation with my mom where she said “We all got Measles as kids, and no one died” sooooo yeah... thankfully she doesn’t vote.

You can’t really be advocating for ThoughtCrime? Are they reprehensible thoughts from someone who deserves a smack upside the head? Yes

“Brandon called the KKK because who else was he going to call?”

and maintain that he would’ve been a far stronger candidate against Trump in 2016 than Hillary Clinton, the establishment incarnate.

Canadian here, i tend to over use “Sorry” for little things “Sorry I’m in your way” or whatever.

You’re literally the one who brought up Clinton, you’re the one obsessing over it. 

You pardon people are making me laugh, i watched someone rant today about how this is actually a secret trump thing, where Trump is doing this to save him from a DNC death squad, and once he’s safe he’ll be pardoned...

Oh I didn’t even think about driving, I’d personally go for Nexus for that.

AHHHHHHH!!!! KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!

As a Canadian I love my Nexus card. Gets you TSA pre-checked and expedited entry back into Canada (no matter where your coming from).

The passport card confuses me, since it can’t actually be used as a passport.

Less then an hour in the DMV is considered terrible? You sir are quite spoiled. I would like to visit this magical land that you are describing.

Yep acknowledging copy right law, such a radical position to take.

I had a friend who was celiac, she would have been so annoyed by this. If you can’t guarantee something is gluten free, it’s not gluten free.

When i was travelling in Europe we went out for a nice dinner, one of the folks in my party just can’t not tip, it’s too engrained in him.