oh i’m sure even back in the oral traditions days people were like ‘actually when i first heard about beowulf it went down differently’

The easiest way to look at it is that each movie after the first one is a story told about Max by succeeding generations.  Road Warrior is framed as a memory of the Feral Kid, Thunderdome ends with Savannah telling the story, Fury Road ends with a quote from the History Man as if we’ve been told a piece of “history,”…

There’s also the theory that Max’s mind completely broke after the murder of his family, and ever since he’s just in a padded cell, imagining getting sweet revenge, and then increasingly wild adventures, eventually even making his new nemesis look just like the guy who took everything from him.

Early 2010s is a far cry from

Okay, so as you mentioned in subsequent posts, you confused Dan Schneider with Brian Peck. Those two creeps’ cases are very different. Dan Schneider was a very prominent executive producer at Nickelodeon who created a dozen shows for the channel over the course of two decades. Brian Peck was a freelance dialogue coach…

Google needs to completely dismantle the way SEO works, if not completely abandon it.

They should also remove Pinterest from image search results by default.

Nearly two decades late, but good luck with that.

HEY! He’s over there! GET’EM!

Eternals looked gorgeous, it also had an incoherent moral arc. Why am I supposed to hate Kro again? Because he wants to kill off the immortal genocidal robots brainwashed into wiping his people off every planet by evil space gods?

I always thought Marvel/Disney dropped the ball and pulled a DC with the Eternals.

I think everyone should stop trying to make Jack Kirby adaptations make sense for people who don’t know Jack Kirby’s source material and just put up a disclaimer before the movie or series saying, “For most of you this is going to make a lot more sense if you’re high.” 

I’m one of those weirdos who actually thought Eternals was pretty good, or at least decent and pushing the edges of what the Marvel template could do. There were also bits of it that simply LOOKED much better than basically anything else in the Marvel portfolio. I would take a complicated semi-whiff like Eternals any…

I always thought Marvel/Disney dropped the ball and pulled a DC with the Eternals. We had 8 characters new to the MCU and barely on the radar of most comic fans all introduced in one film.

Probably the only time good and Eternals were in the same sentence.

This article is a stain on the legacy of Gizmodo.

>Does it make Brian look a little less than heroic that he’s home babysitting while members of his immediate family are risking their lives? Without a doubt.

What is this article is even trying to argue for? Would you rather his character just be never mentioned again, ignored and forgotten? Some throwaway line about him being deep undercover somewhere? Or like an astronaut in space so he has a legitimate excuse to not be there?

I’m really hoping that FF11 will give me the Endgame feels.  

The people who really love this franchise and see every one in the theater does not care about continuity. They want to see fast cars and explosions and be entertained for two plus hours. I know because I am one of them.

I’m a fan of Tokyo Drift but Lucas Black is a Christian Conservative who has posted anti=trans stuff so I’m ok with him not getting a bigger part in the films