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What is it with Germans and grimacing lower front fascias lately?

Would you recommend a recent Saab? I had an ‘05 93T on lease and liked it, and they seem like a great value to buy used, but not sure about reliability.

Having a four door 80s 900 Turbo with a stick in New York City was absolutely delightful. Nimble, quick, reliable (if you carry extra fuses and thermostats,) wonderfully weird... plus old and tough enough to not be phased by braille parking, or neighborhood kids writing “deez nuts” on your trunk lid in silver paint

This list is fantastic. A top priority when shopping for a car is something a little weird.... so thank you! -an owner of Saabs and Suzukis

Envisioning a Torchinsky gallery of satirical Mercedes concepts rejected by the legal department - such as bumpers made from poor people.

The 80s made so much sense.

Knocking over a fire hydrant is somehow always funny… the automotive equivalent to Soupy Sales getting hit in the face with a pie.

Is he wearing those new Teva X UGG things on his feet?

Is this for real, or did you just grab the first Google image result for “douchebag”?

Elaborate joke, flat black classic BMW, Mad Max, Rat Rod, rally(ish), bad idea executed superbly... this checks all my boxes.

Still hung up on that one-sided Ferrari rivalry perhaps?

Is anyone else excited about that cutline running across the front wheel well? It appears to have a clam shell hood, like a Viper (or Mini Cooper.) *Man, if it opens forward, I’m putting my organs on Craigslist now.

“But production is never the concept...”

Not in Rogue One, but there’s room for them in future anthology films (I hope.) Speaking of, introducing Dr. Aphra as Sana’s lover in the Han Solo movie would be brilliant.

Speaking of Imperial droids (and my avatar isn’t enough indication,) I cannot wait for 0-0-0 and BT-1 from the brilliant Darth Vader comic series to appear in a film.

I don’t think that “fizzing sensation in the root of his manhood” is what he thinks it is.

“It’s a little busy...”