SO. FANCY.

The 325i is the Toyota Camry of 3-series. (Amirite?)

Why no love for BENZZZZZ?

Six shots of an Accord coupe?

A little bit hypocritical on MMMOOOOONNNSSSSTTTEEEEERRR RRRRRROOOOOIIIIIIID JUUUIIIICCCCCCE’s part?

Steve Buscemi eyes

Thank you again, Tavarish, for buying the awesome (but money pit) cars, and doing all the things we’re all curious about (but know will end badly.)

Giddyup!

“Where’s the fuel cap?”

Suspicious indeed. Similar output, but it *looks* like it weighs 60% more than the four leaf clover.

Dat frunk.

You’ve done a man’s job, sir.

Gor-gee-ous.

This guy.

In all honesty, who among us [owners of ‘90s BMWs & Volkswagens mainly] hasn’t considered just disconnecting that damn bulb?

#3 I’ve never considered Saab torque steer a bad thing. It’s the car communicating exactly how much PWWRRR your right foot is summoning... back to your body, through the steering wheel. I actually love that about Saabs.

The glorious 83ish Tercel?

Sergio deserves every penny for entertainment value alone. Whether you see him as a visionary industrialist or a raving lunatic evil genius, he’s an unfiltered treasure in job most often filled by mind-numbingly bland bags of pink flesh in dark blue suits carefully selected and drained of bodily fluids by boards of…