Got that exact treatment last time I bought a car. ‘I’m sure you know more about this car than me’

I love JavaScript

The correct way to display a vertical video is to send an electric shock to the person is recording it and keep shocking them until they cry themselves to sleep

Right, having watched the full video, I’ve come to the conclusion that I don’t have the handyman skills to make that. Should never let a developer near anything like that.

Would it be possible to make one of these that as well as VGA and HDMI, it would take a composite or SDI feed too? I’ve seen video engineers use them to check incoming signals to a video processor unit I work with. Would be a fun project to build one rather than invest in one

Fire up the JP music and I’ll see you in the bedroom

When I was a kid I must have had a dozen hearing tests without the Drs doing anything. Just kept testing and saying the results were inconsistent and bringing me back every few months. My mum got so annoyed with this that she let me in on a secret, you could see in the reflection in the window when the Dr was pressing…

Not golf but cricket related but still - it is only in the last 20 years that Women have been allowed in the pavilion (think club house) and that was because one of the main sponsors had a female director who wasn’t able to sit with her colleagues and also because you couldnt get government grant / lottery money if…

Here’s what I’d look for

1. Time yourself! Buy a GymBoss. Been brilliant for the timing aspect of my workout. Also supersets double the work in (not quite half the time)

Swipe left to open voice search is brilliant. Number of times I have been in the car wanting to voice search but not being able to OK Google because the screen was locked.

After having been hit by a truck last year whilst cycling I decided that it wasn’t worth the risk to the rewards. I like public transport, buses are too complicated but the tram with two ten minute walks either end is much nicer than the car, despite having to do that because of work things too

Unionisation. That is all

The one tip I picked up was to use two different types - I had a U lock under the seat post the the back wheel and round the stand as it reduced the use of a crowbar to lever it off because of the lack of space and then the same with a cable lock - back wheel to frame to post - using two locks means two types of tools…

Guy I sit next to got the job after finishing his interview in a car park during a fire

“Unless they ever match my blood to the one on that White Bronco I’m safe”

I went to one where the interviewed stopped the interview half way through to tell me how unqualified i was for this job and how I lacked the technical and managerial skills for this position

Guilty as charged!

why yes!