Cant wait for ol musky to get his shit together and colonize mars...

Old man played a stupid game and won a stupid prize, hopefully Floyd Mayweather had reached out to this kid, this racially charged accident might have an upside.

• 10. Ford Contour - 2.92 percent - White girl wasted

I wonder when NBC will pick up my idea of “Boarder Crossings”

Take normal American citizens, drop em in mexico or canadia and 100K if they are able to make it back into the US via non conventional ways. 

They are obviously from Minnesota.

I once accidentally mixed coke that had gone flat (in a cup) with fresh pepsi (drunk at a party) when that concoction hit my mouth.... I questioned life.... existence of man.... all of it....

I’ve heard that before multiple times!

I like the cut of your jib sailor.

Would using the former drivers skull as a helmet for my skull pass?

About to hit carmax with a shit box civic and let them give me their offer and come back with my own "market adjusted price"

Chicago/Deepdish is just wet carpet someone dropped a half decent slice of pizza on and poured a whole jar or sauce on top of to clean it up.

Nigerian princes..... that’s who they are funding.

This is the hero America needs... a 4 party system that’s really just 2 parties.

1. Buy guns with the crypto BEFORE the natural disaster.
2. Profit

I’ll give you 5 paper rectangles to stop making sense.

Careful now... talk like that might anger PETA.

I was kind of hoping you said she got hit by a sizable (insert vehicle here)

Just give them all toyota Camry's and call it a day. 

pleb.... go get a real Andorid tablet before making your comparison... a fire what ever device is not a good comparison. 

OOOORRRRRRR....... just hear me out on this one..... he is a shitty parent..... and an even worse human being.