If my wife had cancer.... id just buy/find a new wife..

SO weird... all of the dealerships near me have tons of new and used inventory on the lots. 

Seth Rogen’s character from Sausage party.... and Winnie The Poohs’s honey

She should of stuck to her tried and true classic “One Night in Paris”

I did a 46 item doordash order pickup the other day via drive thru... I still felt like a complete asshole.

I used to have the same train of thought as you..... but then I realized that kids are pretty dammed portable. 

Got it... Starbucks = Apple

I broke that chain at wendys once..... the drive thru person was dumb founded, I just wanted my dammed soda and the door dash order I was picking up. 

Not all hero’s wear capes

There are no adults here

“One store manager said they started Black Friday at 6:30 a.m. and didn’t leave until 11:30 p.m.”

Pfft... that’s nothing, try having to work until 2 AM the previous night (thanksgiving) and be there at 4:30 AM on BF and stay until 1 AM to restock... and I wasn’t even a manager, just an hourly $8.25/hr employee

Look at you.... you budding evil genius!

So hold up here.....so you are telling me that my “pot farmer” and “drug tycoon” game will never yield me any of those items?

Still less than government mandated healthcare

Because there were be a Karen that will ruin it. “the generator is too loud” “they don’t have a permit” “FOOD SAFETY” “insert other bullshit here”

You might want to get your vision checked.

Every morning I go out to my bland, but comfy 21 year old Toyota commuter car with 350K on it and tell myself... “god dammit this car will outlive me”.

Didn’t even read the article... just came here to say “Dee.... you god dammed bitch”

Co-worker returned from 2 months in Canada today... he just said he went to the airport and got on the plane yesterday... just like pre covid

Build a shed that encompasses your whole property....