id push this bill without the 2 mil bribe. 

My parents have a Toyota for when their Subaru is broken.

New prime series!! Lay-off Wars. Kinda like storage wars, but with less “yuuuuppp”

It was an Angel Flight

He’s still not immune from getting a foot up his ass.... just sayin.

Nah, my kids rather learn it themselves.

Perfect person to lead the FAA!

I recently did this with my 16 year old daughter, she has the hang of it and can do it in a pinch.... but at the end she said “Ill still call you though dad, cause I know you want to be the one to do this (and I do)“

And here we are in Minnesota wondering when we are gonna get some snow. 

This is how all police chases should be ended

Yup, my in-laws have the same thing going on in their area (Orlando)

They are in Russia... the jobs get them.

This sounds like Florida

As said by someone who hates cars and smiles per gallon. 

I’m half tempted to suck it up and go see some family and dine on the bus where dreams come true.

We should of already cut ties (literally) with the Russian portions of the ISS.... you know for science.

Ahh.... so I see you’ve met my brother!

Hard for them to return fire with a hole in their head. 

Can’t wait to see Ford go after the Denver broncos...

36 degrees ??? /me Laughs in Minnesota