I grew up being force fed all this meat replacement garbage.... it aint fooling me I can smell that crap from a mile away and its gross.

You sexually abuse a child and the penalty should be a .50 cal between the eyes, end of story.... This world is not a place for those people.

That’s what my wife thought.... until she actually did it and it was an eye opener.

at least horse mechanics are cheap

I have a salad for lunch every day... id be down for this.

Growing up around Trini folk with their backasswards way of, “let me tell you someting, you know who broda, sista, cousin, mamma (enter tragic/non tragic event here)...... she needs to gtfoh with her curry chicken lying ass. 

There is a reason I daily drive a toyota..... I own a chevy and a ford.... but I daily drive a toyota.

Well ford is just waiting for their HOAT coolant mixture to become corrosive and you toneed a whole new cooling system... maximizing profits is what I think its called.

St.Paul is not “a relatively small suburb” its the dammed capital of the state, might want to revise that.

Source - I live there. 

How dare he show affection to his wife during their wedding anniversary celebration..... the audacity. 

no one wants to be stuck in a metal box with no ac and minimal heat full of kids. 

Reduced fare of $0.75? back in my day it was free to ride public transit to get to school....

I thought he was a veteran/survivor of the bowling green massacre

I am a minority in crisis.... do I also get a free pass and a cookie?

If i was this dude and they denied my request for a speed hump.... well eff them.. ill start putting in my own speed ditches. 

It’s almost as good as the real thing... but there is just something about sitting on the zero turn... with a lit blunt in one hand a a cold beer in the cup holder that just makes the real thing great.

Don’t let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba…

pipe down.... princess peach needs a new pair of shoes

Kid gets shot by the cops and cops render aid.... didn’t even need to look at the pictures to know that he’s white.

because we are america.... nuff said