I’m 35 and I want dress pants with an elastic waist band.. seems like such a time saver.

Ill just go pick it up at the stupid factory myself. 

I read the last few words as “Musk Monkey” and it made me physically lol in the office. 

I used to think this girl had RBFS (resting bitch face syndrome), now I come to find out that she has PBFS (permanent bitch face syndrome), may someone’s god help us all.

Lettuce and tomato do NOT belong in, on, or anywhere within 300 feet of a sandwich. Adding these items to a sandwich is wholly Un-American and you should be ashamed of yourselves for even considering such a heinous act. 

#BoxLivesMatter

its plain and simple like everything these horrible people do... just a marketing stunt. 

Lil Nas is still not a snitch bitch... end of story.

One time.... I somehow got my entire arm coated in expanding foam.... that was a fun week.

If you could explain this to my wife that would be great. 

I must of gotten the cheap boots.... my don’t have straps just laces...

But the Corolla will outlast the focus by like 10 years, door dings and all. 

Atleast you are in a place that knows how to deal with snow.... or the lack thereof this year.

Humm... next time im gonna use that... but ill start it out with im “color blind”

Well, there are many ways this can go and I don’t think Toyota wants to go the route of “the other guys”. There is a reason that you will need to pry the keys out of a landcruiser owners cold dead fingers.... 

Idiots.... god is not real

I live in Minnesota... its pretty dammed racist... no idea what this article is talking about

My response to that police “Chief” telling me not to sleep naked.....”Why? your wife does every time I have her over”

From the greatest of heights... some of the highest heights ever known. 

They do, but they are all loosey goosey for those at the top and hard and fast for those at the bottom.