Leafs shitcan Wilson; hire Carlyle.

This is actually the second time the park has had Fish, as during construction, a disoriented Abe Vigoda wandered away into the parking lot after mistaking it for an area Denny's.

It was the first non-penalty score by an American against Italy in 20 years.

Tremendous.

Or, everything could be fake. Which isn't particularly the point.

Jersey Shore producers know the potential consequences of Guidos deviating from scripts.

David Wright, for one, doesn't think it's best for a team of professionals to use a cartoon dog to project their image

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"Kegs 'n' Eggs" was also the name of my ill-advised gastropub/fertility clinic.

Good pitchers, the tired adage goes, are killers.

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Why is everybody taking such a negative slant on these headlines?

Also earlier today, Relevance announced that it had no intentions of bringing Craig Kilborn back, either.

Still isn't as bad as what that Houston-area Ben & Jerry's offered back in '03. Sure, "Ming Dynasty" was a cute name, but panda fur and first-born daughter just don't agree with the palette.

It's only fitting that a man named Holmes would seek a giant wad like that.

When police approached Nathan Gale, he also had some parts of a Dimebag on his shirt.

"I still have the same respect for him as I had, not just for what he's done in baseball but for what he did for his country."

What's being lost in this is Craggs just had to fire a Chinese kid for this article's original headline of "Italian Copy Editor Won't Let a Dago By..."

"He gets away with murder and most people haven't figured it out yet—but I know."

"In Defense of Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close" is normally my subject line for the apology e-mails I send out the next morning to those who spent the previous night drinking with me.