If Benny Hill has taught us anything, it's that shit gets out of control when Sax gets Yakety.

Professionally, I was flawless in my execution. Personally, I felt horrible. But as publicists, as employees of some of the most privileged and self-entitled people in the world, my feelings are inconsequential. We simply have to continue the lie our clients are living.

"As I started to go over it in my mind I quickly realized, my perception changed thinking about it as an adult as opposed to an 11-year-old," he said. "That was inappropriate, what happened to me."

Wow, David Lynch is just phoning it in these days.

It wasn't licensed, it wasn't monitored, and it violated just about every gambling statute on the books.

"I don't see what's so odd."

@AdrianPeterson Life experiences I know how hard it is to walking in the right direction on a daily basics

"You check the way the kids carry themselves,'' said Tommy Lee.

Coincidentally, "James Pokinghorne" is the pen name I use for all of my Cotton Club-set, sapphic erotic fiction.

I'd be watching this, but my neighbourhood is Sbloods-affiliated.

Rudy Eugene also knew a thing or two about embarrassing his family with something he did ingest.

After reading Anon's story, 1Q84 is now the second-longest novel written about Tokyo this year.

Barry has a slow fuse.

Can you say "boring" already? That's my tip.

Make sure your identity papers are in order, folks.

+1

"A very loaded political term" is a succinct way to describe Ted Kennedy's professional career.

People are reading way too much into this. They simply wanted Tebow to play some Cracker on the locker room stereo.

"It's like hitting a lottery ticket, but still loving to go to work."

Look at how red her shoulder blades are!