It won't surprise you that the sum of national media exposure we've added up for Blankenship equals just short of fifteen minutes.

I feared this fate loomed for Weaver.

Coincidentally, "Otamendi" was what the paramedics were thinking in a Parisian tunnel on Aug. 31st, 1997.

It's impossible to disagree with these tenants.

Not pictured: Jamie Moyer, protesting the move from the old meadow

He says he only used the drug once. Only once? How did he stay so much skinnier than Jonathan Broxton?

So I was the second-string guy. Then, a few weeks later, they decided to put Tim in. I felt like the fans had a lot to do with that.

Just note that everyone around you in the theater is bawling

...suffered that most unkindly of cuts.

Oh, leave them be. They're just excited over finding the recipe for ice.

"It is with deep regret that they have published a book that we can no longer stand behind."

+1

Boeheim noted that being caught up in Linsanity is a nice change from being conFined for the last few months.

Also, speak with the Applebee's manager

I must sell due to declining health. I have an abundance of pictures available.

Police were tipped off when players began trying to lick the frog on their helmets.

#CILLINSANITY

Similarly, Andrés Escobar played in the 1994 World Cup under the influence of cocaine dealers.

"Forget you, Philly."

And, if no one ever says anything, nothing ever happens.