This is kinda like The Hockey News's AUTOBONDAGE headline upon the passing of Wade Belak.

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Bailey had mysteriously disappeared again.

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Girl with a Bail Hearing

Frequent sex was also responsible for Magic Johnson's strain.

Not since Jushin Liger gave a NJPW ring rat syphilis has there been this much talk of a ThunderBug.

This was no surprise for Howard. After his recent performances, he knew a release was a feta compli.

And I feel creepily like a TMZ stringer

Claiming that you've taken herpes medication to mask your usage of PEDs is just one of the Valtrex of the trade to get out of a suspension.

They had Art Howe tell him "spit on it" to injury.

Pro baseball is a sport where two teams, each composed of nine whiny, drug-abusing millionaires compete in front of a bunch of empty seats.

I say all this not to make light of anyone's tragedy but merely because it struck me as weird. And because my job requires me to be a Cynic.

...his playing partner will be Tony Romo, who's no slouch with a driver

Tremendous.

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He was completely intoxicated and rude the whole entire time, even to the Alabama fans.

Someone named "CK" is taking credit for the act

Bardo also noted that English intends to next see another British Oscar contender, The Iron Lady, the inspiring life story of Phyllis T-Fal.

"This is not the January/February issue we had planned."