"Plain and simple, I do not like them. They used to whip us pretty good and used to let us know about it, and I. Will. Not. Forget. That."

What if Tim Tebow were one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on the bus, trying to make his way home?

You can only go to "Delilah" so many times.

"get Bron dick out ur mouth."

"It's funny, I threw over 200 touchdown passes and I'm remembered more for an incident with a teeny, tiny reporter."

Thinking she was off Blair, Lisa Whelchel never actually found work again.

"it's a proven fact that .410's build character."

25 years later and William Shatner still considers Heather Locklear a Hooker killer.

Whenever he was insolent, Kunta Kinte feared a lash mob.

"Certainly, the young people being served are deserving of services, but [we] felt it wasn't the right time for us."

The 1983 Kansas City Royals affectionately referred to cocaine as "Blue Shit."

"Jack Wilson on vacation" was actually one of Woodrow's personal "14 Points" to Edith Boiling en route to Versailles in 1919.

This isn't to be confused with anything "Helmut-to-Helmet", the result of Angela Merkel's homoerotic daydreams about Page Hamilton and Chancellor Kohl during lazy afternoons in the Bundestag.

Dupri believes that Howard brings a So So Defensive element to the game that the Nets are currently missing.

On behalf of all Canadians, I'd like to apologize for this unfortunate story blowing up worse than Alfred P. Murrah...you know, because of his notoriously short temper.

That is a whale of a tale from the Baaskes.

It's a shame that he didn't work for the New York Daily News or the Post would have given us "Fondlin' Conlin gets feely with Healeys"

If y'all can't cook, this doesn't concern you.

Felus, now the co-offensive coordinator at Tennessee-Martin, had given Bock assurances that he would comply.

For LSU to crack down on these poor shirt vendors is simply an act of Tyranny.